Weekend Plantings: ‘Mail Order Plants’, ‘Full Moons’
By Charles Reynolds With the damage of the 2004 hurricane season a fast-fading memory, many gardeners are seeking large-growing trees this spring to provide shade and give their property a lush and established look. Among sturdy, large trees for local landscapes, native species are best suited to our climate and soils.

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I went to Austria as a child (must be about 10 years back now) and we visited a garden, which, if my memory is correct was designed and built for a Prince. The only thing I can remember of it is that it had an outdoor table/chair set which squirted water at you when you sat down. Does anyone know the name of this place? I’m sorry I have no idea where in Austria this was.

At this year’s RHS Chelsea Flower Show, Olivia Harrison and Yvonne Innes have designed a garden in memory of George Harrison’s life

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=565988&in_page_id=1770

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23483994-details/George+Harrison+tribute+garden+at+Chelsea+Flower+Show/article.do

So R&P, name me some songs about gardening and nature {kudos for any by George or The Beatles}, and there is also a ‘mystery song’…

The song which best describes my garden :~
‘Acres Wild’ ~ Jethro Tull
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I told you Darth ~ it’s the full moon fever!
And I saw ‘George’s Garden’ on the TV earlier, and it was spiritually inspiring…!
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Ostrich :
I know! That’s one of the reasons I love ‘Acres Wild’ so much! But the title really suits the garden for most of the year

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And…. one of you has the ‘mystery song’…

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Jokes against men….

“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”

“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
Translated: “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.”

“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated: “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”

“I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.”
Translated: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”

“OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”
Translated: “I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”

“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”

“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.”

“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”

A joke against women…

Your dog’s barking at the back door. Your wife’s barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it’s your call… but the dog’ll stop barking when you let him in.
They’re just jokes Megan….

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Landscape designs serve as good reference to those who want to make something of their land. There are pictures and articles written about these in magazines while some are posted on the web.

When you are looking at these landscape designs, keep in mind of what can and cannot work for your home or office.  This will help you make a shortlist of what lighting, plants and trees you will be using. You may also want to use some metal, rocks and wood since this adds depth to the garden.

After some time, you will surely find a design that you think looks best. If you feel like incorporating everything here, see to it that the size of the work done here is similar to your land size. Otherwise, you will have to make some adjustments just to get most of it in.

You can also discover some more landscape designs by acquiring software that can help you design from scratch. All you have to do is input some information and the program will do the rest.

So it can work on your computer, you have to first check if the system fits the requirements. You can easily check this by looking at the packaging which will let you know immediately if this is compatible with your hardware at home.

It may eat up a lot of memory so be prepared by getting an upgrade for your hard drive or creating space on your current one.

Creating your landscape design using a computer is best if you are able to inject pictures into the program and if it can show a three dimensional perspective of the land you are working on. Not all programs can do this and you need to take a tutorial first to understand the system.

When working on the landscape design using either a pen and paper or the computer, take into account where the sun is and the type of soil you are dealing because these are things you cannot change and you have to adapt to them.

After putting all these things into consideration, you should now be able to transfer this from paper to the actual thing. Since you cannot do this alone, you will probably have to get help by talking to a contractor.

Given that you are not an expert when it comes to landscaping, the contractor should be able to fill in the other blanks. This includes providing proper garden drainage and in some cases, installing a system that will prevent muddy areas in your garden.

If there are steep slopes that make it difficult to retain the topsoil, they will also need to build a retainer wall so the garden is always leveled.

This is something of course that they should be able to input in the plan you have made.  They will then be able to tell you how much the entire project will cost. If after doing a background check this company appears to be legit and they happen to be better than the others who have submitted their proposals, it is time to sign the document so work may begin.

No landscaping design appeared out of thin air. It requires planning on your part and then execution with the assistance of a reputable contractor. As a customer, do your share so the professionals will be able to take it from there.

If you’re living in the middle of the Amazon jungle, the last thing I would recommend for you to do is try your hand at indoor gardening. After all, why try to compete with mother nature and come out looking like an amateur? But if, like most of the population of the western world you don’t actually live at the foot of a rain forest then I would really recommend looking into indoor gardening. As a jungle substitute of course.

Why would you go for an indoor garden – as opposed to an outdoor one of course? The reasons are pretty simple really. You don’t need to get too mucky grubbing around on your hands and feet in the dirt. You’ll almost never need to brave the harsher weather elements that nature will throw at you for trying to compete with her. It will make your house look nice, and you feel good. And ultimately in the grand scheme of things, it’s good for you.

It’s difficult to imagine how indoor gardening could be good for you, but really it has nothing to do with the gardening itself, more with the plants instead. If you hark back to the good old days of high school and peer pressure, you might just remember vaguely hearing something in science class about plants and photo-something-or-other.

To refresh your memory, it’s a procedure called photosynthesis, where plants remove carbon dioxide from the air, and release oxygen into it instead, thereby removing pollutants from our environment. If you’re living in a jungle there’s not too much of a problem with that, but living as we are in our singular little houses, indoor plants are the next best thing. Thus the indoor gardening.

When planning your lovely miniature rainforest – substitute ‘indoor garden’ – you have a variety of stunning plant options to choose from. Ones that the outdoor gardner might not be privy to. I won’t go into a list of possible indoor plants right now as the list is longer than my arm, but if you are interested I would suggest you take a look around in your local plant nursery.

You’ll get a good idea of what types of plants there are for you to choose from, and what types are a no, no. They just won’t grow indoors! You’ll also find with indoor gardening that some plants can be temperamental and will flat out refuse to grow anywhere within a walled-in and roofed area! A simple and easy place to start with would be try your hand at herb gardening. Simple to grow, useful in the kitchen, and best of all not the prima donna type.

Gardening, of any kind, just doesn’t get any better than indoor gardening, especially if you’re not an outdoorsy type of person and don’t want a close encounter with the wormy kind. Or any other type of crawly insect that resides in your outdoor garden, not your indoor garden. The benefits of indoor gardening just keep growing!

As the threat of memory based diseases such as Amnesia and Alzheimer is increasing, the medical fraternity is trying their best to come out with the best of solution for brain concentration. Several researches are being carried on globally to make difference to such conditions. Some achievement has been made so far but nothing considerable as come so far. As Alzheimer is being a constant threat to the growing number of elderlies according to one of the statistics nearly 65% of them are exposed to the disease. Little diagnosis could be made so far as not too many are aware of the condition and refer it to the aging process. Until they realize that it’s affecting their quality of life. So much so that it has damaging effect on them in various ways such as psychological, emotional and financial. Especially in a nuclear family setup older folks find themselves ignored most of the time. Due to ignorance and little awareness the disease is barely diagnosed on time and leads to death.

Current research on memory loss reveals that Omega 3 fats are helpful in declining such conditions. Folic acid and folate are also known to help the condition; supplements if taken for 3 years can significantly help on improving cognitive functions. People who consume fish on a regular basis have lesser chances of suffering from any form of Dementia. Vegetables also are known to be rich in few minerals and vitamin that helps in neurons functions. Exercise is however the most important way to keep the brain concentration active as it leads to better blood circulating throughout body and brain.

According to a study those who exercise three times a week are less prone to develop disease such as Alzheimer. Brain diet mostly constitutes of low saturated fats, coniferous vegetables, fruit and fish with omega-3 fatty acids. An active social life enhances our defenses and builds immunity and reduces inflammation. Green tea also may work as wonder for the brain concentration research have proved that those who have regular intake of green tea are less likely to suffer from cognitive impairment. Drinking 2 servings of green tea a day can help keep any cognitive dysfunction at bay. Keeping a check on weight also helps to counter Dementia. Blood pressure and cholesterol control can lower the risk of Alzheimer. Eating leafy green vegetables and coniferous veggies also helps in restoring cognitive functions. So one should carefully include all the green vegetables such as broccoli and spinach in one’s diet plan.

Older people who exercise on a regular basis are known to generate more brain cells than their counterparts who do not exercise and also learn new skills more effectively. Consuming fruits and veggies rich in antioxidants helps in boosting metabolism and maintain the integrity of nerve cell components. Magnesium and Zinc intake are also known to improve and maintain brain receptors thus enhancing memory. Research has also proven blueberries, Ginseng, Gastrodine and Gingko Biloba to help create new neurons and improve memory functions. Vitamin B12, vitamin C, vitamin E and other nutritional supplements intake helps restoring memory function and build new cells However justifiable amount of caffeine taken thru tea and coffee also sharpens brain proven by a recent research. Lowering of cortisol level and stress can help regenerate its power to remember and learn. Aerobics can protect brain tissue from aging and decline. These are results of few researches that have been done to check memory loss and brain related disorder.

Our cat had to be put to sleep the other day.. .we are planning on planting a perennial bush or plant to flower every spring/summer in memory. I know Rose bushes are hard to grow (and I am not a great gardener)… so Im wondering if anyone has any suggestions on a flowering perennial that isnt too tough to grow and will be beautiful when in bloom?
Any suggestions?
Sorry.. I meant ANNUALS!